Polynesian Porcupine Platter Tahitian Roadkill Contributed By Jody Edwards

This roadkill dish is quite tasty. Substitute chicken instead of porcupine or roadkill for sanitary health reasons.

Combine 2 cans of cream of chicken soup with 1 cup of chicken broth in a medium saucepan to make gravy. Add 2 cups of cooked and cubed chicken. Simmer for about 8 minutes, until heated through.

On a seperate platter, layer 4 cups of cooked rice and a whole can of chow mein noodles. Pour the chicken gravy mixture over this.

Add on top of these layers: fresh sliced tomatoes, about 3 medium ones, about a cup of chopped celery, a half cup of chopped green pepper, and a bit of chopped green onion. Top this with a big can of drained pinapple chuncks, grated Cheddar cheese, and more of the gravy, if desired. Stack a half cup of slivered almonds and a half cup of shredded coconut on top. This makes 8 servings.

You'll want to serve this while it's still warm, so you'll have to have everything all diced and stuff before you start. You will also have to put it all together very quickly, and so you are liable to get very messy in the process. For effect, serve with toothpicks sticking out of the dish!

Stains: Roadkill
Nothing you can do but drive by and let nature take its course.

Movies for inspiration: South Pacific (1958)
Sing "Bloody Mary"

Tweety's Liver I tought I taw a pussycat Contributed By Andrea Martinez

For this simple recipe all you need are leeks, liver, oil, water.

Cut leeks in not-so-thin slices, and put them in a saucepan with a 2-3 spoon of oil. Add the same amount of water to prevent from full frying.

This mixture will become yellowish, from the leeks. I tought when I taw the contents of the saucepan was yellowish, it makes me think of Tweety, the yellow bird, who is never caught from Sylvester, the black cat who chases her. This is the kind of recipe Sylvester whould have cooked up he had succeeded.

Back to the recipe...

Add your liver(not yours..the cow's or chicken's) and allow to cook. It will take more time to cook than when frying but it won't get burnt at all.

Serve all, and you get this healthy recipe (depends on how you look at it), without fried fats!

Stains:Cod Liver Oil
Wash very fresh stains in warm water with a good quality laundry liquid or concentrated powders by applying a little liquid detergent to the stain. No luck for getting out old stains set by washing and ironing.

Movies for inspiration: Space Jam (1996)
Tweety Bird: I tought I taw - I did! I did! I taw a Michael Jordan!